Lying is fantastic:
You can say you did things
Without having to do them,
You can say you didn't do things
When in fact you did them.
You can tell people you met Roger Moore
At the airport when
You never met Roger Moore
At the airport.
The only problem is that the next week
When you actually do meet Roger Moore
At the airport
John Bleasdale is a writer. His work has appeared in The Guardian, The Independent, Il Manifesto, as well as CineVue.Com and theStudioExec.com. He has also written a number of plays, screenplays and novels.