5. Sean Bean Memes

​Take my hand, sweet friend,
And come with me
To search for
Prince’s music
On YouTube;
We won’t find any,
I know,
He was very strict
About copyright
Restrictions
But I feel he would’ve been
Happy
For us to try.

Come with me, my child,
Let us run now,
Let us run through
The long grass
Of Summer:
There are Pokemons
To collect
Even though
I have read
That Sex Offenders
Are using the game
To entrap children.

Don’t run away, my love,
The song that I sing
Will soon be a ringtone
As famed as
That one from Nokia;
All our dreams
Are doomed
To become
Sean Bean themed memes:
Mostly variations on
“One does not simply
Walk into Mordor!”